Saturday 9 May 2009

First Blog!

Hello & welcome to my blog.

I have wanted to do a blog for a while yet never got round to doing it, this evening i decided to give it a try & see what comes of it, who knows I may get to be the next Mark Twain from this piece of writing lol.

I have done this to record my daily events etc that i get into, some days will be more flat than others to be honest so dont expect great revelations every time you read it, some days i just need to rant & other days i may throw out moments of mind twisting views/opinions.


Well today is a saturday & its been a bit of a flat day. At the moment i am living back with my mom & stepdad (more on him in later blogs i'm sure) as my flat was ripped apart in a robbery & i am waiting for the council to repair the damage done (i've been waiting now for weeks btw)

I woke up quite late as i had been on diazepam the night before, and got awoken to my mom asking me to come shift some 50kg rocks that there using to make the fish pond "look nice"
Wow thanks mom for that wake up call, So first thing this mid morning (11am) i get pulled from my warm & cosy Womb like bed to shift rocks like some damm Levee camp worker in 1930's Mississippi, great start to the day so far.

After 40 mins of fucking about making some daft pond "look nice" i finally got my morning smoke & coffee. I just dont get why people do that kinda thing tbh. We live in the UK its not like you can relax out in the garden on a warm summers night watching the fish etc, chances are its bloody cold & maybe raining, great time to be outside i dont think.

After a bit of Jerry Springer on Living TV (yes as i'm at my moms/step dads house the bonus is they have sky+ tv which I didnt have in my old flat) I took the dog out for a "walk".
Now i cant smoke cannabis in there house as they hate all "drugs" imo weed aint a drug but i wont go into that. since I been here every joint i wanna smoke i go over the local football pitch & have a toke in the open. I allways take the dog with me as in the past the damm animal seems to draw girls to it & i hope it may do it again 1 day lol.

I was kicking back having a smoke, chilling out after my rock lifting deal this morning & some total random guy comes walking over & starts to chat with me. I am blazing some proper smelly weed & he MUST have smelt the goods i was toking, turns out his a very good mate of my step dads, If he grasses me up for toking I got a good mind to hunt him down & get all Jeffrey Dahmer on his ass.

Why do total strangers feel the need to come over & talk to you? why cant people just leave me alone for god sake. I will NEVER understand 99% of the population to be honest.

This guy keeps chatting dog talk to me for a good 30 mins, After i noticed he was not gonna fuck off from me i let my joint burn out to re-light after he has spread his dog words of wisdom to me like some god damm canine jesus man.

Got back to my moms & chilled for the rest of the day on youtube watching video clips of the punk band G.G. Allin & his punk group The Murder Junkies. If you dont know of him i reckon you should google the guy. I dont rate his music that much BUT his attitude & his concerts are world famous.

here is the wikipedia entry for him http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GG_Allin


Had a great tea though, some kinda chinese in black bean sauce, after that i checked my email & faffed around on a message board I have been on for years ow & also did a blog too lol.

well its now 10.36PM in the uk on a saturday night, just took 20mg of valium again & i'm gonna sit down & catch George galloway on talk sport for a while. I know he did that cat stuff on big brother but his left wing idea's are right up my street tbh.

For people who dont know what this member of our parlement did onlive TV here is a youtube piece, i must warn you its kinda kinky in a weird cat like way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xYFVQJ2opE

Till next time..........